Assuming the technology exists this house would oblige all farmers to shift their meat animals to ones genetically engineered to not feel pain.
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This house would require companies to place images of animal suffering on all products that involve processes which harmed or killed animals.
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This house believes that animal rights advocacy should be targeted at people to change their preference for meat, rather than at corporations/businesses to adopt close meat substitutes (e.g., convincing restaurants to sell plant-based meat, funding research into cell-based meat alternatives).
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That the government should fund graphic advertising campaigns to discourage people from eating meat (e.g. placing images of dead animals or slaughterhouses on meat packaging).
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This house would fight the horse
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This house would create an underwater octopus society
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This house as climate activist would start using visceral projections (i.e. images of animal death stories of climate disaster etc.) over scientific evidence as their main method of advocacy
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This house would take the sponsorship
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That governments should require that meat packaging include images that vividly and accurately reflect the experiences of the animals slaughtered.
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This house believes that it is immoral to donate to animal welfare charities
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This house would invade Colombia to stop the Cocaine Hippos
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This house, as the Riyadh zoo, W provide funding and support to Tiger People's Liberation Safari (TPLS), and encourage their aggression against the Addis Ababa zoo
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Assuming anatomic feasibility, this house, as John Cena in his 2nd term as US President, W release a chemical which caused all animals, and their offspring, (excluding humans) to grow to random sizes, between a mouse and a double-decker bus
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This house, as a Chimpanzee at the Zoo, would fling its own shit at visitors
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This house regrets Glorification of Harambe
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This house would reveal themselves to the world
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This house believes that Cows are the silent jury in the trial of mankind
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This house would Heist the Zoo
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EXCH tactics of mixing Veganimite into water by activists is justified (Veganimite)
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In the world of Pokémon, this house believes that governments should heavily subsidize young trainers to not pursue a path in becoming the Pokémon Champion.